Rammbock.

“Rammbock” or “Berlin Undead” is a somewhat recent German zombie film that features fast zombies and a strangely short running time, clocking in at about an hour.  Maybe this was a TV movie or something, but, thanks to Netflix, Lovelock and Starkwell get to have at it.  It’s in German, with English subtitles, so naturally Lovelock is already entering the film annoyed.

[...]

[Dude goes to find his ex and plead his case, instead finds a rabid crazy man.]

Lovelock: Wow, they’re not wasting anytime.

Starkwell: I guess with the short runtime, they have no choice.

Lovelock: I kind of already dig the main character.

[...]

The outbreak spreads very quickly, as the main character and the young repairman he is stuck in the apartment witness people in the street being eaten.  Amazing.

[...]

[Michael yells at kid, kid tells him his breath stinks.]

Starkwell: Honestly, telling someone that they have bad breath is the best way to immediately boot them right off of their high horse.

Lovelock: Dude, your breath really smells bad.

[...]

Lovelock and Starkwell stayed mostly quiet for a while, although they laughed for a few minutes when main character Michael slept in a bear costume, for warmth.

[...]

[Michael finds his ex, she’s already been banging some dude, he’s on the roof.]

Lovelock: The roof is probably the worst place to be when in a fit of depression.

Starkwell: I can’t believe he just left the kid behind.  DUDE!  Go get the kid.

Lovelock: Michael’s the man.  He’ll find the kid.

[Kid figures out that flashes hurt them, herds the zombies out the front gate.]

Lovelock: Alright forget Michael.  Michael sucks, the kid is the man.

[...]

The movie has a semi-depressing ending, but hey, at least the kid makes it.