If I read correctly, this film is going to be exactly what
you think it is: girls in schoolgirl outfits that look underage fighting
zombies with swords. They may or may not
get naked at one point! If it’s like
that horrible one about the girls swim team, they might even do sex on other
girls! I think this may even be the second film in a series, but I don't know. The film opens up with a short
narration about why there are zombies then goes full on into a half naked girl
twirling around with a sword fighting zombies.
Starkwell already left, saying “I know this will offer me nothing.” As he walked away Lovelock replied “it will
probably offer boobies though.”
[...]
[Ninety minutes of girls in bikinis and schoolgirl outfits
fighting zombies.]
Lovelock: Well, the movie certainly isn’t pretending to be
anything more than it is.
[There is SOME back story thrown in, and the occasional
conversation between the half nakeds about what they need to do next. And eventually they meet other half nakeds along the
way…]
[...]
The end. Zack Snyder
fans must love this one. Also, fourteen
year old boys. Did I mention that the
bikini girl wears a cowboy hat and boots and has a feathery scarf on? Exactly. Plus, why is the title "The Movie DASH Vortex"?
It wasn't that bad! Well... it was, but I kind of didn't mind it for what it was; admittedly it was my first foray into low budget japanese zombie cinema and maybe I wasn't quite so jaded lol...
ReplyDeleteI my have been harsher than it deserved... but I just found it super derivative... I had trouble finding the entertainment.
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