“The Horrible Dr. Bones” is another Full Moon pictures
production. The director was one of the
directors involved in “The Dungeonmaster” which pretty much means that we can
expect nothing short of pure cheese.
Cheese can satisfy sometimes, but it also can lead to experiences like
“Shrunken Heads” or anything Charles Band is involved with. We won’t know how this one will play out
until we attack it head on. So, let’s do
this. It has a wonderfully short seventy
minute run time, so, at least that will help.
[...]
[THE DVD I ORDERED DOESN’T WORK.]
Starkwell: Probably for the best.
Lovelock: Thank you, Universe.
[...]
Zero thumbs up. Too
bad the ‘I don’t remember where I bought this’ store has a no return policy.
Still 100 times better than anything the British film industry has ever produced ! ! !.
ReplyDeleteI`d like to get a three-hour 'tantric' blow-job from Miley Cyrus and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk down her lushious young throat, what a stunningly gorgeous babe that bird is.
ReplyDeleteTony, i completely agree, on both counts.
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Heres a list of things i`d love to have done to the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985: fuck her, bugger her, sodomize her, tit-fuck her (obviously), fist duck her (vaginally and anally), 69 her, pearl necklace her, and spunk all over her. When that bird was 17 she was THE most amazing bird i`ve ever seen, EVER ! ! !.
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